Driving in Texas is an experience like no other—and if you’re new here, well, bless your heart. With speed limits that rival the Autobahn, road construction that seems perpetual, and highways that go on forever, Texans know that getting from point A to point B is no small feat.
Whether you’re still in Texas after driving for 12 hours straight, trying to decipher the meaning of a yield sign, or waiting patiently because we don’t honk the second the light turns green, these Texas road memes sum up the chaotic, hilarious, and uniquely Texan driving experience. Buckle up, y’all—it’s gonna be a long ride!
Welcome to Texas, where everything is bigger including the amount of traffic.
You Know You’re In Texas When…All Y’All Need To Slow Down
The sun has risen, the sun has set, and y’all aren’t out of Texas yet.
Texans have the fastest speed limits in the nation at 85 mph. If that’s too fast for you, stay in the right lane.
What Texans See When It Rains.
Hold up you’re working too fast. Remember we’re in Texas. We don’t actually complete road construction projects on time.
After driving for more than 10 hours Y’all are still in Texas.
In Texas, yield Signs are more what you call “guidelines”
How We Take Windy Roads in Texas.
TxDOT ain’t messing around. Did y’alls cars come with a turn signal?
State troopers in Texas be like.
The State of Texas, State bird: Northern Mockingbird State Motto: Friendship State Flower: Trafficonia
What Texans see
Texas small towns.
After driving for 12 hours straight yes, you’re still in Texas.
Cool time lapse of Texas road construction 2019 2024.
The meaning of the colors in the Texas flag.
Texas The longest part of any road trip.
To all Y’all that just moved to Texas: we don’t honk the second the light turns green. This is Texas and we are polite here.
1-10 will forever be under construction so Y’ll just better get used to it.
How Texans view speed limits.
For all Y’all driving on our Texas highways and interstate.
Floridians: it takes us 3 hours to get across the state
Texans: that’s cute
Other places: “It takes me 3 hours to get out of the state.”
Texans: “That’s cute.”
How we drive in Texas
Distance in Texas are measured by time, not miles.
Cop : Know why I pulled you over?
Guy: NO. I wasn’t speeding
Cop: Exactly. This is Texas. Please drive at least 15 miles over the speed limit or go back to whatever state you’re from.
Texas achieves goal of having every road under construction at the same time.
Texas achieves goal of becoming the number one buyer of orange construction cones in the nation.
When you’re driving anywhere in west Texas.
It takes an hour to go from Houston to Houston
Where you can do a European tour to cities named London, Paris & Athens. No passport required.
Texas Autobahn Speed Limit 85
